I took a nap today.
So did my right leg and left arm. I was in a public place. I couldn’t get up.
My arm and leg were so asleep that I literally had to pull my arm from under my torso with my right arm because I had zero movement. I bet it must’ve been amusing for people to see how I struggled to get up using one arm, my head, and my torso.
It was pretty much like this:
On my way to New York the people at the airport took my brand new toothpaste (I know now you’re not allowed to bring it in your carry-on, I don’t travel much) so I had to use my godfather’s for the week.
This past weekend I thought of buying some of those shitty brands like Colgate, Sensodyne, or Crest. I would only be using it for a week or so, so no big deal.
I needed it to be cheap, and as a joke I decided to get the Colgate Kids, with bubble gum flavor.
My teeth hate me.
My breath hates me.
I hate Colgate Kids bubble gum flavor…
I got up early to go to work today. I’ve been going to sleep around 2 or 3 in the morning the past few weeks, so waking up at 7 wasn’t exactly easy.
I got to work and thought I was the only one there, then I found out the other guy there was getting everything from the warehouse. It was only the two of us putting the store together.
I was tired but it was fine. Half an hour later, when the store was basically all together, another employee showed up.
An hour later we realized I didn’t work till 2pm.
Now I have to leave and come back and it’s drizzling.
-Yawn-
Someone appreciated my efforts :’D
It’s our love for Barney Stinson that brings us together, bro.
People should follow thenewfirebender bro.
Yesterday I dreamt I went to an in-campus bar where all the women were very… easy, let’s say. And in that bar I met Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones) and he offered to pay some drinks for the girls to go home with us. Three of the girls got really close to me and I told him I appreciated the gesture but that I had a girlfriend and that I would rather just talk about his character and what it was like to be in this incredible show.
He looked at me confused and told me I was a weird college student refusing drinks and women.
After that, he agreed to talk to me about the show and give me a few agents names and contact info in case I ever went to LA.
My friends couldn’t believe I had met him so casually. But then again, it was only a dream…
[Too.much.tv]
I was going to go watch a special screening of Men in Black 3. I was really excited so I got up extra early and went to the theater. As I went in with my friend I noticed there was someone sitting down waiting alone. This someone was Will Smith.
Surprised, I asked Will Smith what he was doing there and why he looked so down. He was hesitant to trust me with his personal problems but he told me the director had made a comment during the blooper reel which basically bashed on Will’s idea of what the movie should’ve looked like and Will was really sad about it.
After telling him things would be fine I asked him if I could take a picture with him and he said yes. Unfortunately I didn’t have my camera on me so I told him I would have to go get my camera and the fastest way to do that was for me to go to sleep and teleport in my sleep. I went to bed and fell quickly asleep, got to my place and got my camera. I then ran back to the theater, but in the way I bumped into Ted Mosby in a park. “Hey, Ted, what are you doing here?” “Oh, you know, thinking about architecture stuff.”
I went back to the theater, but I had taken too long, the theater was full and Will was no longer taking pictures. However, I noticed that Donald Glover, Danny Pudi, Joel McHale and Alison Brie were there taking pictures with the crowd. I couldn’t help but wonder… why?
I took a picture with Donald Glover and the movie started. The opening was a dinner scene a la “Meet the Parents” where Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Chevy Chase, and Joel McHale shared dinner. Then Joel and Chevy started singing “Pocket Full of Hawthornes” and after that the song became an ongoing joke in the movie.
And… I can say, I’ve been watching too much TV lately…
Ladies and gents, the Bro Code posts… have come to an end. I know you will all grieve this tragic day. Especially my friends on Facebook.
A minute of silence for this moment.
Let’s just remember it was Legen-
-wait for it-
Dary!
No sex with you Bro’s ex. It is never ever permissible for a Bro to sleep with his Bro’s ex. Violating this code is worse than killing a Bro.
A Bro doesn’t listen to chick music…in front of other Bros. When alone, a Bro may listen to, say, a Sarah McLachlan album or two, but only to gain valuable insights into the female psyches, not because he finds her melodies tragically haunting yet curiously uplifting at the same time.
